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'Well-shaven' naked man asks for directions

Original post made on Aug 12, 2011

A stark naked, "well-shaven" young man asked a woman in a Mountain View parking garage for directions on Aug. 8, police said.

Read the full story here Web Link posted Thursday, August 11, 2011, 10:09 PM

Comments (10)

Posted by MV Resident, a resident of Jackson Park
on Aug 12, 2011 at 9:00 am

Dude, wrong city. The Castro Street you're looking for is in San Francisco, not Mountain View.

Posted by Spaghetti Freddie, a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 9:26 am

College prank.

Posted by Jes' Sayin', a resident of Blossom Valley
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

She must have meant well-shaved pubic hair. Bondage situation that went too far?

Posted by ME, a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

She ran to her car, before or after she picked her jaw up off the ground? :-O

Posted by Matt, a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Why is the woman being called a "victim"? As far as I can tell from the story she's the one that freaked out and took off. The dude was naked, thats it. Were her eyes assaulted or something?

Posted by @Matt, a resident of Cuesta Park
on Aug 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm

@Matt: I think that if the guy is caught that he'll have to register as a sex offender. Indecent exposure.

Posted by Matt, a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 4:35 pm

How is exposing your self indecently to an adult considered a sex crime? Was this woman assaulted sexually? If I streak across a football stadium during a game have I just sexually assaulted everyone in the stands? Are they all victims of my nakedness?

Posted by OhDearGodMyEyes, a resident of Shoreline West
on Aug 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

@Matt: I'm gonna haveta say "yes" to that one. I doubt my eyes would be happy with the sight. B-D

Posted by tommygee54, a resident of Rex Manor
on Aug 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

She actually had to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by T-800, a resident of Shoreline West
on Aug 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm

It was a terminator from the future. They time travel naked in need of directions to the nearest biker bar.

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