Posted by Patty, a resident of another community, on Oct 29, 2009 at 7:19 pm If you can't laugh, you gotta cry...
Top Ten Key Strategies of Superintendent Letterman's latest Deployment Plan
10. Arrives at your school humming Love Train by the O'Jays.
9. Asks you if you'd like an EFWA sticker on your bumper.
8. Gives you personal coaching on how to be a CI "quality employee" and get ahead.
7. Is always talking about his Big Rocks management theory.
6. Ask you to come over to help film a clip for the next "all-hands" meeting.
5. Asks you to come to his office and discuss SMART goals--Stretching, Measurable, Attainable, Rewarding, Timely.
4. Leaves you wondering why he keeps saying "you have to go fast to go slow."
3. Asks you to be on his staff.
2. Reassigns you to a choice position after you've blown your job.
1. Leaves your school on his moped with a smile.
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