Posted by Mike, a resident of another community, on Jul 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm

What about apartment complexes and office buildings?

Posted by Ted, a resident of the Cuesta Park neighborhood, on Jul 1, 2011 at 6:55 pm

But I heard that if you're an illegal, the law doesn't apply to you.

Posted by Old Ben, a resident of the Shoreline West neighborhood, on Jul 7, 2011 at 2:23 am

In further news, Mountain View's unbelievably visionary city council is considering requiring all residents to wear safety goggles when trimming their fingernails.

Meanwhile, Homeboy, with no employment prospects on the horizon and no possibility of advancement, sees this town as easy pickings, and drops down from East Palo Alto and Oaktown periodically to score a new iPod or some other gadget that nobody really needs.