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'Well-shaven' naked man asks for directions

Original post made on Aug 12, 2011

A stark naked, "well-shaven" young man asked a woman in a Mountain View parking garage for directions on Aug. 8, police said.

Read the full story here Web Link posted Thursday, August 11, 2011, 10:09 PM

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Posted by MV Resident
a resident of Jackson Park
on Aug 12, 2011 at 9:00 am

Dude, wrong city. The Castro Street you're looking for is in San Francisco, not Mountain View.


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Posted by Spaghetti Freddie
a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 9:26 am

College prank.


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Posted by Jes' Sayin'
a resident of Blossom Valley
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

She must have meant well-shaved pubic hair. Bondage situation that went too far?


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Posted by ME
a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

She ran to her car, before or after she picked her jaw up off the ground? :-O


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Posted by Matt
a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Why is the woman being called a "victim"? As far as I can tell from the story she's the one that freaked out and took off. The dude was naked, thats it. Were her eyes assaulted or something?


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Posted by @Matt
a resident of Cuesta Park
on Aug 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm

@Matt: I think that if the guy is caught that he'll have to register as a sex offender. Indecent exposure.


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Posted by Matt
a resident of Old Mountain View
on Aug 12, 2011 at 4:35 pm

How is exposing your self indecently to an adult considered a sex crime? Was this woman assaulted sexually? If I streak across a football stadium during a game have I just sexually assaulted everyone in the stands? Are they all victims of my nakedness?


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Posted by OhDearGodMyEyes
a resident of Shoreline West
on Aug 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

@Matt: I'm gonna haveta say "yes" to that one. I doubt my eyes would be happy with the sight. B-D


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Posted by tommygee54
a resident of Rex Manor
on Aug 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

She actually had to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted by T-800
a resident of Shoreline West
on Aug 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm

It was a terminator from the future. They time travel naked in need of directions to the nearest biker bar.