Man gets beaten up, arrested for drunkenness
Original post made on Mar 19, 2014
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on Mar 19, 2014 at 2:57 pm
Another success story brought to you by Alcohol.
More wine ma'am?
on Mar 19, 2014 at 3:24 pm
The man told police he had been beaten up "by unknown subjects for unknown reasons," Jaeger said.
A lamp post, a newspaper stand, the man's own shoelaces, and Newton's law of universal gravitation were taken into custody.
on Mar 19, 2014 at 3:47 pm
My impostor arrives. I'm hitting a nerve here talking about TCE contamination.
He forgot to include his usual insinuation that I might be gay.
People are coming from East Palo Alto to drink in Mountain View? That's odd.