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on Jun 4, 2013
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So, if you're gonna do some burgling this weekend, wear shorts.
And it might be a little too warm to roll around on $2,000 with complete strangers. Maybe get some froyo instead.
Also be sure to wear a short sleeve hoodie
One effective way to beat the heat is to stick your head into the sand. Many of your neighbors will be doing this.
(A message from the Global Warming Is Real Association of People Who Care about The Children)