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No milkshakes. No drive-thru. No breakfast, chicken, fish or coffee. Five Guys is tightly focused on burgers and fries.

Now open in Mountain View, the Virginia-based chain stakes its particular claim to the growing “fast casual” sector of the restaurant business — slightly slower than fast food, with friendly cashiers.

Expect to wait 10 minutes. Complimentary ballpark-style peanuts are available to stave off hunger.

The burger itself is built on the McDonald’s model, a quarter-pound of all-beef burger. It does look and taste homemade, though, and is infinitely customizable with 16 toppings.

Burgers are hot and come wrapped in foil; fries are wrapped in paper bags. Especially with the fries, avoid moisture by removing contents from the wrap as soon as possible. The lightly grilled bun is a nice touch. It’s a very soft, white-bread bun.

The hot-dog bun is even softer, fairly melting into the nicely splayed and griddled Kosher-style hot dog ($3.99).

Do not have a BLT until tomato season. These were like paper on the tongue.

A little bag of fries ($2.69) will be enough for most people. A sign tells you where the potatoes come from today. On my visits, they came from St. Anthony CBC Farms, a corporation in Idaho. The fries are delicious, crispy and browned on the outside, still fluffy inside. (Order them extra-crispy to be sure.)

As at In-N-Out, there is a secret menu. Different stores have different policies, but the possibilities include cheese fries and five-patty burgers.

Vegetarians also should ask for options, but the regular menu includes grilled veggie ($3.29), grilled veggie with cheese ($3.99) and grilled cheese ($3.99) sandwiches.

Calorie counts are, scarily, prominently displayed.

And for the gluten-free, all burgers and dogs are available bun-less, wrapped in iceberg lettuce.

Drinks are all Coca-Cola products, from a bottle of Dasani water ($2.09) to Gold Peak iced teas. In swooping red Coke machines, they are clearly identified as low-cal, no-cal and caffeine-free. Refills are free.

For comparison’s sake, I asked the burger fan in our family. He remains devoted to his first love, saying of Five Guys, “It doesn’t taste as fresh, both the fries and the burgers, but also they don’t have that special In-N-Out sauce that is the best part of the burger.”

As at In-N-Out, red and gleaming white tiles cover the walls at Five Guys. Loud oldies music, which causes people to yell into their cellphones, encourages fast eating. It may take 10 minutes to get your food, but you can be out of there in 15.

Five Guys

2098 W. El Camino Real, Mountain View

650-962-1882

fiveguys.com

Hours: 11 a.m.-10 p.m. daily

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  1. Me and my son think Five Guys is way better than In and Out. We used to
    wait in that long In and Out drive thru line frequently. Now we never
    go there. We always go to Five Guys. They are the best, especially the fries. And they always put extra fries in your bag which is totally awesome!

  2. I will check out Five Guys someday in the not too distant future.

    I’m a Clarke’s/Kirk’s guy myself, I like to support the local mom-and-pop shops for this sort of thing over a chain like In -n-Out (which is really nothing to write home about)

    When I feel like splurging on a premium burger, I usually end up at Bierhaus. If I want a grease burger, I’ll head to Zott’s. 🙂

  3. Your bill will also be substantially higher than In-N-Out. (Note how burger/topping prices were left out of the article.)

    We tried Five Guys but still like Clarke’s much better. It’s just down ECR and you can assemble your burger however you want.

  4. Love me some Five Guys. When going out for this kind of food, calorie counts don’t matter, pile on the toppings, free peanuts!!!…Fries can be a bit much.

    In-N-Out makes a decent burger, but the meaty taste gets lost somewhere.

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